I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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