Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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