I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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