what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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