please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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