This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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