i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Text me some of your sweat
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