ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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