im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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