I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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