I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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