Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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