she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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