I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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