just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I want to be your penis for a week.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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