If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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