The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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