Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
