Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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