Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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