used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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