the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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