is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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