My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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