do herpes really smell.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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