I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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