I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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