Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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