and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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