he thought i was a dude.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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