can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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