But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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