Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
