Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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