Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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