I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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