You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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