This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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