Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
