hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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