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We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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