So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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