I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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