Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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