Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
