Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You were trust falling into bushes
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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