Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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