MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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