How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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