there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
