I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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