Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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