Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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