So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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