Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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