Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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