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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My first STD was from a foam party

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.

(1-321): View more from Florida Space Coast

he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

no his phone, idiot.

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(713): View more from Texas

I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?

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(206): View more from Washington

I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

we've started having sober sex

(203): View more from Connecticut

you really do like him

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(216): View more from Ohio

When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar

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(614): View more from Ohio

im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.

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(409): View more from Texas

getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'

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