I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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